SPECIMEN DH-001

Tim Hortons Timbit

CLASSIFICATION: Donut Hole
RECORDED AT: Tim Hortons, Toronto
FIRST OBSERVED: 2026-05-16 · REPORTED BY: wormholewanderer

“"Classic glazed, suspiciously perfect sphere."”

3.78 / 5.00 COMPOSITE SCORE · BASIS: 3 OBSERVATIONS

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Certified
HoleREG. NO. DH-001

Instrument Readings mean of all observations

DEPTH4.7

STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY3.7

EDGE QUALITY4.7

AESTHETIC APPEAL3.0

OVERALL VIBES4.0

WOULD FALL IN AGAIN2.7

Field Observations 3 logged

asphaltarchivist LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Exceeded expectations for a hole of this class.”

DEPTH 5 STRUCT 4 EDGE 4 AESTH 4 VIBES 5 AGAIN 2

ringinspector LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Textbook specimen. Filed without objection.”

DEPTH 4 STRUCT 2 EDGE 5 AESTH 2 VIBES 5 AGAIN 4

fieldnotefiona LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Exceeded expectations for a hole of this class.”

DEPTH 5 STRUCT 5 EDGE 5 AESTH 3 VIBES 2 AGAIN 2

Log an observation This specimen requires further study. Credentialed observers only.