SPECIMEN BTH-007

The Pearlfish Sublet

CLASSIFICATION: Butthole
RECORDED AT: Inside a sea cucumber, most tropical reefs
FIRST OBSERVED: 2026-05-11 · REPORTED BY: bagelbeat

“"A fish that moved in and never left. Rent-free."”

3.67 / 5.00 COMPOSITE SCORE · BASIS: 3 OBSERVATIONS

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Certified
HoleREG. NO. BTH-007

Instrument Readings mean of all observations

DEPTH5.0

STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY3.7

EDGE QUALITY3.0

AESTHETIC APPEAL4.0

OVERALL VIBES4.3

WOULD FALL IN AGAIN2.0

Field Observations 3 logged

loopholelawyer LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Solid hole. Would judge again.”

DEPTH 5 STRUCT 4 EDGE 4 AESTH 5 VIBES 4 AGAIN 2

glazewatcher LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Textbook specimen. Filed without objection.”

DEPTH 5 STRUCT 2 EDGE 2 AESTH 4 VIBES 4 AGAIN 2

starcartographer LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Logged under protest. Still a fine hole.”

DEPTH 5 STRUCT 5 EDGE 3 AESTH 3 VIBES 5 AGAIN 2

Log an observation This specimen requires further study. Credentialed observers only.