SPECIMEN BTH-005

"Ring of Fire"

CLASSIFICATION: Butthole
RECORDED AT: Johnny Cash, 1963 — reappropriated by generations of spicy food enjoyers
FIRST OBSERVED: 2026-07-03 · REPORTED BY: curiositycrawler

“"A love song, mostly, until the next morning."”

3.28 / 5.00 COMPOSITE SCORE · BASIS: 3 OBSERVATIONS

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Certified
HoleREG. NO. BTH-005

Instrument Readings mean of all observations

DEPTH3.7

STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY3.7

EDGE QUALITY3.0

AESTHETIC APPEAL3.3

OVERALL VIBES2.7

WOULD FALL IN AGAIN3.3

Field Observations 3 logged

edgecaseenjoyer LOGGED 2026-08-01

“A hole of uncommon character.”

DEPTH 4 STRUCT 3 EDGE 2 AESTH 4 VIBES 3 AGAIN 4

wormholewanderer LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Textbook specimen. Filed without objection.”

DEPTH 5 STRUCT 4 EDGE 5 AESTH 3 VIBES 2 AGAIN 4

starcartographer LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Struck me as unusually well-formed.”

DEPTH 2 STRUCT 4 EDGE 2 AESTH 3 VIBES 3 AGAIN 2

Log an observation This specimen requires further study. Credentialed observers only.