SPECIMEN BTH-004

The Cloaca

CLASSIFICATION: Butthole
RECORDED AT: Birds, reptiles, amphibians, and monotremes
FIRST OBSERVED: 2026-07-23 · REPORTED BY: sinkholesurveyor

“"One hole, several departments. Efficient, if inelegant."”

3.78 / 5.00 COMPOSITE SCORE · BASIS: 3 OBSERVATIONS

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Certified
HoleREG. NO. BTH-004

Instrument Readings mean of all observations

DEPTH3.3

STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY3.7

EDGE QUALITY4.0

AESTHETIC APPEAL3.3

OVERALL VIBES4.3

WOULD FALL IN AGAIN4.0

Field Observations 3 logged

puttwatcher LOGGED 2026-08-01

“A hole of uncommon character.”

DEPTH 4 STRUCT 3 EDGE 4 AESTH 5 VIBES 5 AGAIN 5

depthgauge LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Not the deepest I have logged, but honest work.”

DEPTH 4 STRUCT 5 EDGE 5 AESTH 2 VIBES 5 AGAIN 4

cratercritic LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Struck me as unusually well-formed.”

DEPTH 2 STRUCT 3 EDGE 3 AESTH 3 VIBES 3 AGAIN 3

Log an observation This specimen requires further study. Credentialed observers only.