SPECIMEN BTH-010

The Colonoscope

CLASSIFICATION: Butthole
RECORDED AT: Outpatient procedure rooms everywhere
FIRST OBSERVED: 2026-05-12 · REPORTED BY: depthgauge

“"The only instrument reading on this page taken directly."”

3.28 / 5.00 COMPOSITE SCORE · BASIS: 3 OBSERVATIONS

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Certified
HoleREG. NO. BTH-010

Instrument Readings mean of all observations

DEPTH4.0

STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY3.3

EDGE QUALITY3.3

AESTHETIC APPEAL2.7

OVERALL VIBES2.7

WOULD FALL IN AGAIN3.7

Field Observations 3 logged

starcartographer LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Textbook specimen. Filed without objection.”

DEPTH 5 STRUCT 3 EDGE 2 AESTH 2 VIBES 4 AGAIN 3

bagelbeat LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Logged under protest. Still a fine hole.”

DEPTH 3 STRUCT 4 EDGE 4 AESTH 3 VIBES 2 AGAIN 4

wormholewanderer LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Solid hole. Would judge again.”

DEPTH 4 STRUCT 3 EDGE 4 AESTH 3 VIBES 2 AGAIN 4

Log an observation This specimen requires further study. Credentialed observers only.