SPECIMEN BG-004

H&H Bagel

CLASSIFICATION: Bagel Hole
RECORDED AT: H&H Bagels, Upper West Side, NYC
FIRST OBSERVED: 2026-06-07 · REPORTED BY: loopholelawyer

“"A New York institution, hole and all."”

3.89 / 5.00 COMPOSITE SCORE · BASIS: 3 OBSERVATIONS

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Certified
HoleREG. NO. BG-004

Instrument Readings mean of all observations

DEPTH4.0

STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY4.3

EDGE QUALITY3.3

AESTHETIC APPEAL3.7

OVERALL VIBES4.0

WOULD FALL IN AGAIN4.0

Field Observations 3 logged

sinkholesurveyor LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Solid hole. Would judge again.”

DEPTH 5 STRUCT 3 EDGE 2 AESTH 4 VIBES 4 AGAIN 3

asphaltarchivist LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Would recommend to fellow observers.”

DEPTH 2 STRUCT 5 EDGE 3 AESTH 5 VIBES 4 AGAIN 4

glazewatcher LOGGED 2026-08-01

“Modest depth, admirable composure.”

DEPTH 5 STRUCT 5 EDGE 5 AESTH 2 VIBES 4 AGAIN 5

Log an observation This specimen requires further study. Credentialed observers only.